February 5th - The Usual Suspects

10/10
February 6th - American Pie
It's pretty hard to imagine given the glut of movies that Hollywood churn out now, but for most of the 90's teen comedies weren't in fashion anymore. The days of Porky's and Animal House had long been and gone. Then a script got floated around Tinstletown called 'Untitled Teenage Sexy Comedy That Can Be Made For Under $10 Million That Most Readers Will Probably Hate But I Think You'll Love' (How could they change that title?). A cast of unknowns were found, a few apple pies were baked, a few beers desecrated and the rest is history. Despite the fact the formula has been repeated to death, American Pie still stands up as a genuinely funny movie. Mostly down to clever writing and Sean William Scott's iconic Steve Stifler. Another sequel is on the way (groan...), but I have to admit that from the trailer I'm ready for another slice of pie.
8/10
February 7th - Fast & The Furious 5
Any movie series that lasts as far as five movies is usually exclusive to the horror genre. Yet somehow, Fast & the Furious is still going strong. I'm not really sure why as they are the very definition of generic and uninspiring. There is some good action beats, but why they continue the stories of these characters is beyond me. The only reason that this movie scores points is for the heist at the end involving the trailing of bank vault through the streets of Rio and for the presence of the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment, The Rock. His relentless FBI agent is by the far the most interesting character and they should build any future installments around him. The punch up between The Rock and Vin Diesel is actually pretty good as well but ends badly as there is no way that Flabby Riddick could beat down The Rock. He'd People's Elbow XXX through the ground.
7/10 (Would be 5 if The Rock wasn't in it)
February 8th - Alien

10/10
February 9th - The Thing

9/10
February 10th - The Ice Harvest
A modern noir thriller starring John Cusack and Billy Bob Thornton, directed by one of the writers of Ghostbusters and Groundhog day? Where do I sign? Sadly, the reality is that this is the definition of mediocre cinema. The acting is all good, and the characters interesting enough, but the story is just lacking. It is so generic, and there isn't one genuine twist to be found, normally a staple of the genre. The story follows two men who steal money from a local mob boss and just have to survive the night in a small town, having been swamped in by the weather. Can they trust each other? Will they try to steal it all for themselves? How predictable can one movie be? In fact, I will admit there was one very good joke, as one of the small characters in the movie is called Peter Venkman. Gotta love a bit of meta comedy. But if that one second moment is as good as a movie gets then you know you're in trouble.
5/10
February 11th - Batman: Under the Red Hood
Warner Brothers continues to plunder the back catalogue of Batman graphic novels with this cartoon take on the story of The Red Hood. If you read the graphic novel, it's a pretty dark piece. It follows the death of the second Robin at the hands of The Joker. Years later, a mysterious Red Hooded figure starts to terrorise the Gotham underworld, but unlike Batman, isn't afraid to kill. All clues lead to Jason Todd, but how can he be alive after Batman saw him die? It's an interesting story and it is handled here with care. A lot of the darker moments remain such as The Joker getting a taste of his own medicine with a crowbar, the Black Mask and his crew set on fire, and the fight scenes are quite violent as well. If you've read the story you won't find anything new here, but it's entertaining nonetheless.
7/10
And there we have it. Onto week 7. This week I have Tango & Cash, A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas and some sort of soppy Valentine's day movie lined up.
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